I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
they're like a gay fantastic four
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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In other news, I just burned my penis
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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