is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
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Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
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yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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