I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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