We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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