mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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