someone took a shit in my car last night and left $5 on the seat...
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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