if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I still have a little drunk in my system
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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