y did u give ur computer a hand job?
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
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I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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