Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Did I show you my penis last night?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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