So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
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for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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