At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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