Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
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Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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