So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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