yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
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A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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