Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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