It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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