Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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