This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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