We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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