were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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