she was so not down for the gang bang
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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