playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
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