Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
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