Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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