Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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