So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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