spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Who wears a wallet chain?!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
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Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
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Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
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