He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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