everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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