It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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