We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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