She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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