i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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