When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
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Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
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whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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