Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
Randomize
