I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
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Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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