No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
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90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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