oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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