Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
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just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
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He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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