i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
