Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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