i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
so much tequila, so little girl.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
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