how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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