xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
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yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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