She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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