kristin has been a bad kristin
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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