i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
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I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
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I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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