16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
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I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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