fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
meet me or not, i'm out of control
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
