we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
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I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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