Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
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the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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