what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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