Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
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i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I just gargled with NyQuil
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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