Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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