Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I have post one night stand depression
Randomize