My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
My dick has a subreddit
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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